Will Says... I tend to follow the under dog, in this case it`s the MAD dog, Mel Gibson.

Mel, I have a few bits of advice:

Mel: Jesus $@&?! . %#*+^. !!!

Melvin, watch your mouth or I`ll wash it out with my pope on the rope soap.

Avoid talking to anyone! If you do, make sure are in person.

Mel: Are sure it os safe in here.

Father: Yes my son...

If you need a new line of work:

WANTED: People with STRONG opinions!

Why they call it TALK RADIO when all we do is yell is beyond me. Plus, you don`t think we listen do you?

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