Use to be, an apple a day keeps the doctor away! Now it`s an apple a day means cancer someday?

But this purple stuff I spray keeps food for MANY days or weeks! 

NEWS FLASH: Environmental toxins are a greater cause of cancer than previously believed... report from the President`s Cancer Panel. 

Doc: Cancer, obesity, diabetes ... Now that`s what I call job security!

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