Political Humorist Will Roberts - A Modern Day Will Rogers: Top Stories Copyright (c) 2010 Political Humorist Will Roberts - A Modern Day Will Rogers All rights reserved. http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm Top Stories en-us Tue, 07 Sep 2010 2:35:37 PM GMT-07:00 5 will@willrogersusa.com will@willrogersusa.com Richbank-Studios RSS Builder (http://www.richbankstudios.com) Political Humorist Will Roberts - A Modern Day Will Rogers! News 142 18 http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm http://www.willrogersusa.com/images/rss_image_news.jpg Sign up for Will Says... Cartoon http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=169 Will Roberts 169 Mon, 16 Aug 2010 Follow @ Twitter: Http://www.Twitter.com/WillRogersUSA Fanbook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Roberts-Americas-Favorite-Cowboy-Humorist-/364791256981?ref=ts Email Will: Will@WillRogersUSA.com Follow Me on Twitter @WillRogersUSA http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=168 Will Roberts 168 Wed, 11 Aug 2010 About Will:  Cowboy Act in the Cirque Du Soleil show “Viva Elvis in Las Vegas. Syndicated Cartoon/Humorist - Will Says... - Modern Day Will Rogers.Cowboy trick roper/Gun SpinnerWorked as a FOX Kids Club host for 7 years in California, CBS feature reporter, PBS... Will Says... You are what you tweet! http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=165 Will Roberts 165 Thu, 05 Aug 2010 Will Says... You are what you tweet! By Will Roberts All I know is what I read on Twitter...@Greetums "Teach a woman to fish, she will eat for a day. Teach her to tweet and she may never cook again." "~Kat Caverly"Will Says...You are what you tweet!keep... Will Says... I am in the biz of makin folks laugh, and our Goverment is in the biz of makin folks cry. http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=163 Will Roberts 163 Wed, 04 Aug 2010 Sometimes my job is very hard to do... I am in the biz of makin folks laugh, and our Goverment is in the biz of makin folks cry.Somewhere in the middle I find the humor, but not always.We may die out here boys! But we are doing it for our country!...And when we come back, we... Will Says... Republicans, it's like taking - stealing candy from a baby http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=162 Will Roberts 162 Fri, 30 Jul 2010 Will Says... Republicans, it's like taking - stealing candy from a babyBy Will Roberts I know it`s kind of a no no to use sports metaphors, but it`s the only way to settle this score. Looks like the Republicans are batting 3 for 3 right now and the Democrats, a whole... will Says... an apple a day keeps the doctor away! Now it`s an apple a day means cancer someday? http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=161 Will Roberts 161 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 Use to be, an apple a day keeps the doctor away! Now it`s an apple a day means cancer someday?But this purple stuff I spray keeps food for MANY days or weeks! NEWS FLASH: Environmental toxins are a greater cause of cancer than previously believed... report from the... Will Says... I tend to follow the under dog http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=160 Will Roberts 160 Wed, 28 Jul 2010 Will Says... I tend to follow the under dog, in this case it`s the MAD dog, Mel Gibson.Mel, I have a few bits of advice:Mel: Jesus $@&?! . %#*+^. !!!Melvin, watch your mouth or I`ll wash it out with my pope on the rope soap.Avoid talking to anyone! If you do, make sure are... Will Says All I know is what I read on Twitter http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=159 Will Roberts 159 Tue, 27 Jul 2010 Will Says All I know is what I read on Twitter  @Mcgaula - Will, when I hear of WikiLeaks, I think of the small leaks that proceeded before the BP mishap! Yeah, Obama and BP are looking like birds that flock together- Tarred and feathered... weak structure, leaks... Will Says... It Manners Monday! Today hold the door, that's my future wife! http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=158 Robert Basgall 158 Mon, 26 Jul 2010 Will Says... It Manners Monday! Today hold the door, that's my future wife! By Will RobertsWill Says... Manners Matter! Hold the door for a lady.All I know is what I see happening with my own two eyes!Maybe I am just being old fashion, on maybe this should become the new... Will Says...Take my wife's advice please! http://www.willrogersusa.com/willsays.cfm?id=157 Will Roberts 157 Sat, 24 Jul 2010   Will Says... All I know is what I see on Twitter and one thing I can tell you is folks on Twitter are full of advice and quotes. Sometimes you might even find useful information. Like advice on dating from kids? Or advice to follow Justin Berber? Let's just say that i...